Excellent TV News Captions Of The Day, Vol. 3

Most from local newscasts, which explains everything. Lots of navel-gazing takes place there. ...and makes a stink. So will I if it looks li...

Bra Types Of The Day

BOOBIES! Sorta. Close enough. From Daisy and LOLdamn. (More here.)

Custom Product Of The Day: Soul Portraits

"I am proud to offer the unique *magical* service of Erial Ali creating a Celestial Soul Portrait of YOU!" -- artist Erial Ali. Ho...

Bizarre Dying Wishes Of The Day

From CBC. ANDRE "POOR YORICK" TCHAIKOWSKY Before pianist André Tchaíkowsky of Poland died of cancer in 1982, he asked that his bo...

American Psycho Redux

I've wanted to this to Weird Al for years.

Amusing Store Nicknames Of The Day

Nicknames for some of my favorite retailers. Some I made up, others I heard (from you, in some cases, the first time I posted this). If I...

News: STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break

From The Onion, of course. STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break PANAMA CITY, FL—Following a weeklong vacation in Florida, local sexually tr...

March Motivational Poster Roundup

"You gotta keep 'em motivated." - The Offspring

News: Gate To Hell Found In Turkey

Archaeologists in Philly, Detroit, and Chuck E Cheese's pack up their tools and go home. From NBC News. Pluto's 'Gate to Hell...

Nasty Candies Of The Day

From Spinderfella and Candy Addict. White Chocolate Maggots White chocolate is nasty by itself; shape it like a maggot and you've got a...

News: South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol

From The Onion. South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol COLUMBIA, SC—Faced with mounting pressure from cri...

WTF School Yearbook Quotes Of The Day

Just pretend that half of these aren't Photoshopped.

Kung-Fu Grandpa Of The Day

With narration. Excellent narration.

Open Letter Of The Day: Applebee's Wants You To Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs

From McSweeney's. Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs By Pete Reynolds Look, it’s not like Applebee’s ...

March "Found Porn" Roundup

Hey, don't look at me; you dirty bastards send me this stuff. I'm talking to you, Willie, Rachael, Donna, Jody, Bozospace, Jill, Lau...

Nic Cage Pokemon Of The Day

From the Tumblr blog. More here.

Shred Of The Day: I Get Around

I love starting my Friday with tears of laughter.

Professional Service Of The Day: Rent A Mourner

From CBC News. 'Rent a Mourner' fills your funeral with fake friends March 27, 2013 It's a niggling question familiar to anyone...

Dead Naturalists Of The Day

Something a little different from The Species Seekers and author Richard Conniff (via this blog). Who knew that naturalism is such a dangero...

Actresses Without Teeth Of The Day

This one's making the rounds. Thanks, Jody, Anthony, and Julie for the link.

News: Man Assaults Roommate For Drawing Penis On Face While He Was Passed Out

Some people have no sense of humor. He's not the first person to get shit done to him after passing out. From The Smoking Gun. Cops: Man...

Dr. Who Theme Covered On Electric Harps By Twins Of The Day

Okay, well, um.

One Letter Off: Photoshops Of The Day

Entries in a contest on Worth1000.

Meme Of The Day: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

News: Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance

From The Onion. Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance March 25, 2013 EVENSVILLE, TN—Accordin...

Crappy Attorney Ads Of The Day

I'm gonna sue all these people for pain and suffering. I'm pretty sure the people in that car don't need an attorney anymore. Or...

Epic Rap Battle Of The Day: Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood (NSFW)

Go ahead, make my iPod. NSFW (language).

News: Pair Arrested In Georgia Rabbit Hoarding Incident

Cocoa Puffs for everyone! From The Smoking Gun. Pair Arrested In Georgia Rabbit Hoarding Incident MARCH 19--Police who showed up last mont...

Poorly Placed Ads Of The Day (Vol. 3)

You might find a couple of these offensive. Have some coffee first, and maybe even a biscuit. Some are faked, too. Want more? Check out Vol....

LOTD Classic: Hilariously Bad Police Sketches

I urge all citizens to be on the lookout for... Mr. Spock Enik the Sleestak   Gort   The bass player in Blue Oyster Cult Sasquatch in drag...

News: Teen Arrested For Yellling "Bingo!" In Crowded Bingo Hall

"They take their bingo very seriously." From Today. Teen arrested for yelling 'bingo!' in crowded hall March 21, 2013 F...

Random Celebrity Encounters Of The Day

From Did I Ever Tell You About The Time..., a UK-based blog where people detail random encounters with recording artists. LOU REED GLARED AT...

Boob Puppets Of The Day (NSFW)

From the blog, Tit Thinks It's People. Pebbles Titney Spears Skeleboob The Breast Star Stephen King's tIt Black metal boobie Carrie ...

News: Macaulay Culkin Hoping Some 'Funny Or Die' Writer Comes Up With Video Idea For Him

From The Onion. Macaulay Culkin Hoping Some 'Funny Or Die' Writer Comes Up With Video Idea For Him LOS ANGELES—Saying that it would...

Awful, Frightening Celeb Fan Art Of The Day

Good God. I use the terms "fan" and "art" loosely here.I don't know who half of these are supposed to be. Luckily so...

Totally Bitchin' Name Of The Day (And An Announcement)

This the greatest name I have ever heard. Dickens would be proud. For more real people with great names (like this guy and this woman), che...

White Trash Delicacies I Ate As A Child

When there was no foie gras, we ate barbecue. From a can. How was it, you might ask? It's BBQ in a can--how do you think it was? Nasty a...

Weekend Links Of The Day

Apologies for the slackery over the last couple of days. Other duties called. Here's a bunch of good stuff to make up for it. Real peopl...

Creepy-Ass Lamps Of The Day

Oh hell no. These human-shaped lamps are called Embarakiya, which is Portuguese for "where serial killers hide as they wait for you to ...

News: 450-Pound Man Didn't Go To Doctor For A Lecture

From The Onion. 450-Pound Man Didn't Go To Doctor For A Lecture RED OAK, IA—After his doctor ambushed him Tuesday with suggestions that...

Graphs Of The Day

All from GraphJam.com.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Need To Borrow Ducks

best of craigslist > austin > Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke) Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game. Ducks wi...

Meme Of The Day: Overly Attached Girlfriend

Pretty sure I dated her. Bonus: a fun article from TheFW about who the people in some of these memes really are and what they think of their...

News: Birthday Boy, 44, Battered Father With Cookie Cake

Twat. Next time Dad should cheer him up with a 2 x 4. From The Smoking Gun. Birthday Boy, 44, Battered Father With Cookie Cake FEBRUARY 28...

Naughty Women Of The Day (NSFW)

I do love a woman with a sense of humor. Especially a naughty one. Pics with names under them were sent in by LOTD readers. Lindsey Jami Ke...

"Celebs At My Party" Pics Of The Day

Awesome. Some dude 'Shopped celebs into his party pictures.   More here.

News: Mr. "Git R Dun" Undun By Heart Attack

God: "Got M ded." From The Smoking Gun. Life Has Dun Ended For Tattooed Man Floyd Bebee, the Florida man who had the phrase “Git...

11 Obscure References in Classic Songs Explained

A great list from Mental Floss. We've all heard these classic pop and rock hits a thousand times. But even if you know all the words, do...

Everyday Words And Phrases You Can't Say Anymore Without Some Jackass Snickering

And that jackass is me. bang beaver tool wood box pole stiff organ snatch cock pork cream blow pecker pitcher catcher back door tea bag carp...

The Best Queen Songs You've Never Heard (Of The Day)

Okay, maybe you've heard one of two, but not all. Each link goes to a video. List and copy from Popbitch. My Melancholy Blues A little j...

Nightmare Playgrounds Of The Day

Where bad kids are sent to play. From Dark Roasted Blend. Don't run off now, okay? A cross between Jody the pig from The Amityville Ho...

News: Burglar Breaks Into Mobile Home, Steals Sword and Blind Cat

I'm not sure that "break" is the right word when it comes to mobile homes. I mean, is it really that hard to get into them? Ju...

Craigslist Ad of The Day: 1 Bdrm Apartment

best of craigslist > los angeles 1 bdrm apartment Perfect for college student! Quiet building, close to parks and public transportation ...

Paraprosdokians Of The Day

Huh? Read on. From PeggyGator. From Wikipedia: A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is su...

February "Found Porn" Roundup

This month's prurience courtesy of Cam, Liz, Rachael, Paul, Cyndi, Daisy, Eli, Andy, and Laura. Meanwhile, a few feet away, there's ...

News: Rappers Want To Deduct Strip Club Expenses On Taxes

Is it April Fool's already? From Hip Hop Wired. Rappers Hoping To Claim Making It Rain On Strippers As A Tax Deduction March 5, 2013 U...

Celebrity Name Puns Of The Day

Puntastic! From Buzzfeed. More here.

Vintage Ads Made Much Better With Small Photoshopped Additions Of The Day

From French illustrator Sebastian Bertoa. One of these is NSFW. More here (including another one that's totally--and hilariously--NSFW)....

Barber Just Latest In Long String Of Humans To Feign Interest In What Area Man Says

From The Onion. Barber Just Latest In Long String Of Humans To Feign Interest In What Area Man Says Mar 1, 2013 BLANCHESTER, OH—Sources co...

Hilarious Facebook Photo Comments Of The Day

These are good but I've seen this good or better from our many friends on the LOTD Facebook page.

Photoshop Of The Day: Darth Lumberg

Ineffective PSA Of The Day: Smoking

I'm getting mixed messages here, but hey, you know, John Waters? You got no complaints.

News: College Professor Accidentally Broadcasts Porn Across Campus

"It couldn't have been much worse." Oops. From The Mirror. College lecherer: Professor watches porn film and accidentally bro...

February Motivational Poster Review

For those of you who don't visit every day.

Weekend Links Of The Day

Many thanks to everyone who sends me good stuff. Make your picks for pope in the Sweet Sistine March Madness brackets. From Bianca.   8 famo...

Newspaper Dicks Of The Day (NSFW)

I just spent half an hour laughing so hard that I hurt myself. From Drawing Dicks On The Herald Sun.

News: Mexican Police Seize Homemade Marijuana Cannon

Gives a whole new meaning to "firing one up." Made from a plastic pipe "and a crude metal tank that used compressed air from ...

Inexplicable Stock Photos Of The Day

Photo not related. To anything. More at Buzzfeed and Awkward Stock Photos.

WTF "Help Wanted" Signs Of The Day

Long-haired freaky people need not apply. Fearful drunks apply within. You can't have all the shits. Six Flags needs some. Sounds like a...

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Free Weave

best of craigslist > portland >  Free Weave (purple comb included) This alluring weave can be found hanging on a bush on SE Francis S...

Job Query Of The Day: I Would Like To Be Pope

From McSweeney's. I Would Like to Be Pope by John Ortved Dear sir or madam, I am writing to apply for the position of Pope. I recentl...

Vintage STD Propaganda Posters Of The Day

Funny stuff from Hannah and Acid Cow. Interesting (i.e. lame) how women are portrayed as deadly temptresses and ghouls, and the poor soldier...

Dipsh*ts Of The Day: Thieves Steal Hooter's Jukebox Instead Of ATM

From MailOnline. Men caught on CCTV driving truck into Hooters to steal ATM but mistakenly take jukebox instead Jukeboxes are an increasing...

6 Actors Who Have Won Both Oscars And Razzies

As long as we're on the subject of Razzies, here's a nifty little piece from Mental Floss. "The day before the Academy Awards ...

Razzie Award Winners Of The Day

The Oscars weren't the only awards given out yesterday. In its annual counterpoint to the Academy Awards, The Golden Raspberry Award Fo...

News: Man Who Bought 34th Anniversary Reissue Of Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours' Feeling Like Real Idiot After Passing Display For 35th Anniversary Edition

From The Onion. Man Who Bought 34th Anniversary Reissue Of Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours' Feeling Like Real Idiot After Passing Disp...

Leaf-Blower Faces Of The Day

The stuff of nightmares. From Tadaocern via TheFW. More here.

News: Domestic Tiff Caused By Man's Ball-Scratching

What? They're not gonna scratch themselves! From The Smoking Gun. Cops: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Scratching FEBRUARY 19--...

Reimagined Pin-Up Girls Of The Day

From Flavorwire: "When artist David Jablow came across Do It Yourself Doodler, a vintage ’60s notepad filled with pages upon pages of t...

The Best Laugh Ever (Of The Day)

Try watching this without laughing yourself. I couldn't. Thanks for the link, Daisy. .

20 Love Songs We Never Want To Hear Again

"We" being Rolling Stone, though I agree with all their choices. CHRIS DE BURGH, "LADY IN RED" It's kind of fitting ...

News: Florida Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas

They must spend a fortune at Starbutt's. From ABC News. Link from Robert McLeod. Florida Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, 100 a Month ...

Punny Business: Stores With Awesomely Bad Pun Names

I don't know if these draw or repel customers, but I'm grateful for the laughs. That's why he was dancing on the ceiling. He nee...

LOTD Classic: 21 Guys Who Look Like Kenny Rogers

From MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com.  Undertaker Kenny Kenny Grinny If You Like Pina Coladas Kenny Kenny Vega$ Kenn-Tucky Malibu Kenny Squirr...

Rare Amusing Insults Of The Day

Because asshole has lost its punch. From Merriam-Webster. LICKSPITTLE Definition: A fawning subordinate; a suck-up Origin: Someone who licks...

Menu Of The Day: Guy's American Kitchen (spoof)

Comedy brilliance. Thanks for the link, Cloe Oliver. Click pic for easier reading.

SNL Movie Trailer Of The Day: DJesus Uncrossed

The H is silent. .

Paula Deen Riding Things (Of The Day)

From the Tumblr blog, y'all! More here. .

21 Unfortunately Named Products Of The Day

Unfortunate unless your goal is brand name recall, in which case, congratulations, you nailed it. Links from Mighty Joe Stankowski. The soun...

Person One Season Ahead In TV Show Doling Out Counsel Like Wise Elder

From The Onion. Guy One Season Ahead In TV Show Doling Out Counsel Like Wise Elder PAWTUCKET, RI—Adopting the sagely demeanor of an all-kn...

14 Things I Will Never Do Again (And You Can't Make Me)

Just sayin'. 1. Take a mud bath at Calistoga (or anywhere else). 2. Tell a cop to "fuck off." 3. Help you move. 4. Give money ...

15 Hilarious Dog GIFs Of The Day

Go, dog, go. From Buzzfeed. You made cupcakes? For ME? I hate cabbage too, dog. I'm beat. Good night. Wampug More here. .

Stupid Ads For Unnecessary Feminine Products Of The Day

Check out these ads for a new Playtex wipes. This is what happens when ad agencies try to get creative with products that don't really n...

News: Woman's Uncontrollable Sex Drive Caused By Rabies

Link from Hannah. Woman's Uncontrollable Sex Drive Caused By Rabies This is a story all about a 28-year-old woman in India who everyone ...

8 Famous People Who Died In The Bathroom

Adding indignity to injury. From HowStuffWorks.com. ELVIS Elvis's addiction to prescription drugs was well known, and on August 16, 1977...

Creepy Vintage Valentines Of The Day

Happy Overpriced Flowers Day! Your gift today is from Daisy. - C If you want to keep someone guessing as to what your true feelings are on...

Star Wars Valentines Of The Day

Dorks need love, too, you know. These were all created by forum readers at SomethingAwful.com.

News: Ke$ha Drinks Her Own Urine

Then regurgitates it in song form. From The New Zealand Herald. (What? It's a newspaper!) Ke$ha drinks own urine in TV series Ke$ha say...

Best Fair Fried Foods Of The Day

I love the state fair for two reasons: 1) Mullets 2) Food It's hard to resist the corn dogs, funnel cakes and caramel apples (with nuts)...

Pretty Girls, Ugly Faces (Of The Day)

A good sense of humor can cover a multitude of ugly. From Reddit. More here.  .

The 30 Worst Albums By Great Bands (Of The Day)

Lists like this tend to stir up emotions, so I will remind you that these are the OPINIONS from writers on the various sites I used (see sou...

News: Song Crafted In The Deepest Pit Of Hell Wins Big At Grammys

From The Onion. Song Crafted In The Deepest Pit Of Hell Wins Big At Grammys LOS ANGELES—A song forged by the Ruler of Darkness himself in t...

Why Tumblr Is Hilarious (Of The Day)

Buzzfeed link from Steph and Dawn. See more here.

Weekend Links Of The Day

Too much good stuff this week. Grammy bans nips, "buttocks," and "puffy genitals" at this year's broadcast. (Evil B...

News: Seahag Gets 30 Years For Moida

Said star witness Popeye, "She filled 'im fulla lead and slaughterized 'im! Uh guh guh guh guh."  From the Miami Herald. ...

Beyonce's Backfired-Request-Turned-Internet-Meme Of The Day

Long story short, after some "unflattering" photos of Beyonce from her Super Bowl performance turned up on a Buzzfeed post, her pu...

Ain't Nobody Got Time For A Toothache!

Check it out. Sweet Brown got a TV spot. Thanks for the link, Lea-Anne Jackson.

Vid Of The Day: Neeson Season

Take the *$%&*% elephant.

Additional Myers-Briggs Personality Types Of The Day

Don't know Myers-Briggs? Here's a brief summary. From McSweeney's. Additional Myers-Briggs Personality Types By James Hannaham...

Meme Of The Day: The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay funny, my friends.

Creepy-Ass Dog Up For Adoption

I'd be afraid he would talk to me one day out of the blue and I'd shit my pants. From Gawker. Dog With 'Human Face' Lookin...

News: Cop Sting Nets 71yo "Cougar" Prostitute

From The Smoking Gun. Police Sting Nets "Cougar," 71, On Prostitution Rap JANUARY 28--A 71-year-old woman was arrested Friday fo...

LOTD Classic: 21 Celebrities Who Need To Change Their Names

(Originally posted 9/9/09) Everybody's gotta be different now, is that it? Diversity is fine, but give me something I can pronounce....

Best Movie Posters Of 2012

From Flavorwire. Minimalist, bloody without being gory, and blazed into our minds until Christmas day. A delightful, hand-drawn poster by Jo...

1930s Comedian Pretty Sure He's Outsmarted Murphy Bed

From The Onion. 1930s Comedian Pretty Sure He's Outsmarted Murphy Bed Jan. 28, 2013 HOLLYWOOD, CA—Clad in his pajamas, fuzzy slippers, a...

Unhappy Hipsters Of The Day

From a blog called, oddly enough, Unhappy Hipsters. More here. .

Meme Of The Day: Philosoraptor

Velociraptor: the Mitch Hedberg of dinosaurs. .

Disgusting Super Bowl Commercial Of The Day

Be sure to turn up the volume for full effect.

News: Zoo Escape Drill Features Employee In Zebra Costume

From the Mirror (UK). Zookeeper dresses as zebra for hilarious animal escape drill at Japanese zoo Staff at a zoo in Japan have taken part...

January Found Porn Roundup

Thanks, Chris, Rich Girl Red, Rachael P., Rachel H., Daisy, Laura, Karen, Kushibo, and Amy. That's a myth, you know. "Hey man, I...

News: Woman Tries To Kill Husband By Poisoning Own Genitals

Sounds fishy but it's from a newspaper so it must be true. From The Mirror. Oral sex assassination plot: Woman accused of putting pois...

January Motivational Poster Roundup

Happy Friday, cupcakes!

The Faces Behind Disney's Greatest Villains (Of The Day)

From my friends over at The FW. PAT CARROLL as URSULA (THE LITTLE MERMAID) Then: By 1989 when The Little Mermaid premiered, Carroll was alr...

Sneeze Attack Of The Day

Bears can't buy Allegra. Just sayin'...

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: You Farted In The Dairy Section

Thanks for the link, Jody Love. CL > madison > all personals > missed connections Posted: 2013-01-26, 1:51PM CST You farted in ...

Trolling Parents Of The Day

We live for this kinda stuff. My daughter is at the age now where almost everything I do in public embarrasses her. If I even act like I...

Animated GIF Of The Day

He'll be hungry again in an hour. From Jody Love.

Nostalgic Activities Today's Kids Will Never Enjoy

Blowing in Nintendo games, the horrible sound of a dial-up modem. Yeah, things sucked. But that's why they were awesome. And kids today...

Answers to Rhetorical Questions That Are Movie Titles (Of The Day)

Inspired by this post by Ethan Ryan on McSweeney's. Judge Doom framed him. He's a private investigator. Yes, they shoot horses to pu...

Animated GIF Of The Day

Hello?

Cool People Hanging Out Together Of The Day

Randomness and proof that it's easier to meet famous people when you are one. From this blog. Brooks & Reiner Wood & Murray Jenn...

Corporate Logo Spoofs Of The Day

These remind me of my beloved Wacky Packages.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: R. Kelly

  best of craigslist > madison > Looking for R. Kelly Impersonator Posted: 2013-01-21, 12:11PM CST I am looking for an R. Kelly imp...

Bad Lip-Reading Of The Day: Beyoncé

God, I love these.

Bad Knock-Off Brands Of The Day

These are huge among the nearsighted, dyslexic, and illiterate. From Rich Girl Red. That's not chicken. Good luck brushing the suc...

News: Man Who Can't Get Enough Mucus Enjoying Winter Season

From The Onion. Man Who Can't Get Enough Mucus Enjoying Winter Season Jan. 22, 2013 CHICAGO—Saying that he’s always up for having more...

Close Call Of The Day

Know who was flying that plane? Charles Darwin. He won't miss next time. #luckymorons

News: Naked Man Terrorizes Florida Family's Home, Dumps Out Vacuum Contents And Masturbates On Floor

Florida. Always.  From NBC-2.com. Thanks for the link, Jody Love. Naked Man Terrorizes Florida Family's Home   A North Fort Myers reside...

Amusingly Named Molecules Of The Day

That's right. Molecules. If you're in school, this post might count as a science credit. Consult your advisor.From this site by Paul...

Hard-of-Hearing Vader Of The Day

What?

The Secret Lives Of Superheroes

Under the suits they're just like us. A series of prints from artist Greg Guillemin. More here.

Adult Jokes In Kids' Cartoons That Kids Never Got (Of The Day)

Hard to believe some of these made it past the censors, but then, censors aren't all that bright. From Afro Amber and Buzzfeed. Animani...

Road Rage Victor Of The Day

Suck on that, jackass. Actually, they're both jackasses but it makes for good comedy.

Amusing Photo Series Of The Day

From photographer Patrice Laroche and My Modern Met. Link from Prairie Girl.

Creepiest PSA Ever (Of The Day)

I'll never start another forest fire. Ever. Best YouTube comment: "Remember, if you start a forest fire, Smokey the Bear will com...

14 Pictures Of Snoop Dogg Looking Out Of Place

Luckily he was too baked to care.

Sarcastic Sign Graffiti Of The Day

God bless the smartasses of the world. More like these: Stop sign graffiti Smart-ass responses to moronic graffiti Brilliant bathroom graffi...

Tourette's Karaoke: The Lady In Red (NSFW)

If you aren't familiar with this guy (named Guy), he has lots of vids and his own web page. Singing and self-mockery is how he deals wit...

10 Common Nightmares And What They Mean

A bit simplistic, but entertaining nonetheless. My personal favorite is the one where it's a week before finals and you realize you have...

Scotch Tape Portraits Of The Day

They have a certain Picasso-esque flavor to them. I'm not sure whether to laugh or run. From photographer Wes Naman.

11 Common Words You Might Be Mispronouncing (Of The Day)

None of these should surprise you, but it never hurts to be sure. I like helping, you see. I have a servant's heart. That's why I...

2012's Best Mugshots Of The Day

My favorites from last year.  Cousin Itt  Bat Boy lives!  Settle down, Chicken Man  We called these "waterheads" when I was a kid....

Justice League Of Dead Presidents Of The Day

I would've guessed Franklin to be the one in drag, not Old Hickory. Just goes to show--you never know.  From artist Aslan Malik.

The Best YouTube Comments Of 2012

More people being funny. From Buzzfeed. More here.

Bad Lip-Reading of the Day: NFL

I'm white! *high five* Thanks for the link, Rich Girl Red.

Goat Singing Usher (Of The Day)

Heavy Metal Rooster has some competition.

Product Reviews Of The Day: Banana Slicer

You gotta love clever people. From Amazon. Link from Sheila. Excerpts from product reviews: * Once I figured out I had to peel the banana be...

Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves (Of The Day)

I'm a little late on this one but maybe you haven't seen it yet. If you have, go back and look at the skeptical animals again while ...

Skeptical Animals Of The Day

Yes, they totally believe your ridiculous story. See my nose twitching? It does that when it smells bullshit.     I'm just wondering wh...

Movies Made Better With Nicolas Cage (Of The Day)

From Buzzfeed. More here.

Training Montage Montage Of The Day

Bloodsport, good. No Karate Kid, bad.

Photoshop Troll Of The Day

I love this guy. These had me in tears. Lots more here.

The "Lincoln" Teaser Trailer You Never Saw

I laughed. Thanks, Woodwoman.

Cool Products That Were Banned Or Recalled Because Some Moron Shoved One Up His Ass (Or Whatever)

Kids and idiots ruin everything. I say leave the stuff out there and let the chips fall where they may. The more we impede natural selection...

News: Man Caught Shoplifting Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

He should have taken the Lindsay Lohan doll instead. It's free. (From The Smoking Gun.) Poor, Mortified Bastard, 22, Busted Trying To St...

Kiss Of Death Actors Of The Day

Tired of wasting money on crap movies? Here's your solution: just look for one or more of these actors. If they're in the movie, it ...

Letter Of The Day: Von Trapp Wedding Canceled

From McSweeney's. I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled. By Baroness Elsa Schraeder Dear friend...

People Who Actually Exist (Of The Day)

Freaks, creeps, morons. They walk among us. Tucking your boobs into your pants = HOT. Dude. They make those smaller now, you know. It says n...

20th Century Fox Intro - Recorder Version

Almost there. Maybe one or two more practices.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: I Farted On Every One Of My 37 Employees

best of craigslist > new york > I farted on every single one of my employees. All 37 of them. Date: 2013-01-02, 10:27PM EST S...

The Funniest Facebook Posts Of 2012

From HappyPlace. Lots more here.

Movie Roles Val Kilmer Didn't Want Or Didn't Get (Of The Day)

Turning down or losing parts are common practices in Hollywood, but Valerie here seems to have more than his share of near misses. A reputat...

7 Types Of Sex You Have In Your 20s (Of The Day)

Yup. All of them. How about you? From Huffington Post. "YOU'RE CONVENIENT" SEX "Say.. as long as we're trapped in thi...

Heavy Metal Rooster Of The Day

Talk about a monster cock.

December Motivational Poster Roundup

The first one is my favorite, of course.

December "Found Porn" Roundup

Lots of phalluses this month, all from filthy-minded women like Laurie, Smauge, Smokiechick, Karen, Bianca, and Teresa. Other pics from Robi...