Creepy-Ass Dog Up For Adoption

I'd be afraid he would talk to me one day out of the blue and I'd shit my pants.

From Gawker.




Dog With 'Human Face' Looking for Human Dog-Lovers to Take Him Home
 
by Neetzan ZimmermanFeb. 5, 2013

It's unclear how or why Tonik the eerily humanoid poodle/Shih Tzu mix ended up in a kill shelter in Kentucky, but the good news is that he is no longer there.

Even better, the two-year-old