News: Domestic Tiff Caused By Man's Ball-Scratching

What? They're not gonna scratch themselves!

From The Smoking Gun.



Cops: Domestic Tiff Prompted By Man's Scratching

FEBRUARY 19--Ronald Howard was sitting on the couch “scratching his testicles” yesterday when his girlfriend told him to cease the itching “because it was rude and disgusting and she was about to eat dinner,” police report.

Howard, 30, reportedly rose from the furniture