20 Love Songs We Never Want To Hear Again

"We" being Rolling Stone, though I agree with all their choices.

CHRIS DE BURGH, "LADY IN RED"

It's kind of fitting that this song was a hit in 1986, the height of the greed-is-good, conspicuous consumption Eighties; it's the ultimate trophy-wife ballad (barely edging out Eric Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight"). The fake-glitz muzak sound is perfect for a cheaply sentimental song about a guy whose