Excellent TV News Captions Of The Day, Vol. 3

Most from local newscasts, which explains everything. Lots of navel-gazing takes place there. ...and makes a stink. So will I if it looks li...

Bra Types Of The Day

BOOBIES! Sorta. Close enough. From Daisy and LOLdamn. (More here.)

Bizarre Dying Wishes Of The Day

From CBC. ANDRE "POOR YORICK" TCHAIKOWSKY Before pianist André Tchaíkowsky of Poland died of cancer in 1982, he asked that his bo...

Amusing Store Nicknames Of The Day

Nicknames for some of my favorite retailers. Some I made up, others I heard (from you, in some cases, the first time I posted this). If I...

Nasty Candies Of The Day

From Spinderfella and Candy Addict. White Chocolate Maggots White chocolate is nasty by itself; shape it like a maggot and you've got a...

WTF School Yearbook Quotes Of The Day

Just pretend that half of these aren't Photoshopped.

Nic Cage Pokemon Of The Day

From the Tumblr blog. More here.

Actresses Without Teeth Of The Day

This one's making the rounds. Thanks, Jody, Anthony, and Julie for the link.

One Letter Off: Photoshops Of The Day

Entries in a contest on Worth1000.

Meme Of The Day: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Crappy Attorney Ads Of The Day

I'm gonna sue all these people for pain and suffering. I'm pretty sure the people in that car don't need an attorney anymore. Or...

Poorly Placed Ads Of The Day (Vol. 3)

You might find a couple of these offensive. Have some coffee first, and maybe even a biscuit. Some are faked, too. Want more? Check out Vol....

Boob Puppets Of The Day (NSFW)

From the blog, Tit Thinks It's People. Pebbles Titney Spears Skeleboob The Breast Star Stephen King's tIt Black metal boobie Carrie ...

Awful, Frightening Celeb Fan Art Of The Day

Good God. I use the terms "fan" and "art" loosely here.I don't know who half of these are supposed to be. Luckily so...

White Trash Delicacies I Ate As A Child

When there was no foie gras, we ate barbecue. From a can. How was it, you might ask? It's BBQ in a can--how do you think it was? Nasty a...

Graphs Of The Day

All from GraphJam.com.

Meme Of The Day: Overly Attached Girlfriend

Pretty sure I dated her. Bonus: a fun article from TheFW about who the people in some of these memes really are and what they think of their...

11 Obscure References in Classic Songs Explained

A great list from Mental Floss. We've all heard these classic pop and rock hits a thousand times. But even if you know all the words, do...

The Best Queen Songs You've Never Heard (Of The Day)

Okay, maybe you've heard one of two, but not all. Each link goes to a video. List and copy from Popbitch. My Melancholy Blues A little j...

Vintage Ads Made Much Better With Small Photoshopped Additions Of The Day

From French illustrator Sebastian Bertoa. One of these is NSFW. More here (including another one that's totally--and hilariously--NSFW)....