Excellent TV News Captions Of The Day, Vol. 3

Most from local newscasts, which explains everything. Lots of navel-gazing takes place there. ...and makes a stink. So will I if it looks li...

Dr. Who Theme Covered On Electric Harps By Twins Of The Day

Okay, well, um.

Crappy Attorney Ads Of The Day

I'm gonna sue all these people for pain and suffering. I'm pretty sure the people in that car don't need an attorney anymore. Or...

News: Seahag Gets 30 Years For Moida

Said star witness Popeye, "She filled 'im fulla lead and slaughterized 'im! Uh guh guh guh guh."  From the Miami Herald. ...

Disgusting Super Bowl Commercial Of The Day

Be sure to turn up the volume for full effect.

Adult Jokes In Kids' Cartoons That Kids Never Got (Of The Day)

Hard to believe some of these made it past the censors, but then, censors aren't all that bright. From Afro Amber and Buzzfeed. Animani...

Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves (Of The Day)

I'm a little late on this one but maybe you haven't seen it yet. If you have, go back and look at the skeptical animals again while ...

Creative Movie Dialogue Edits Of The Day

Bad edits of swear words. Further proof that some movies just don't belong on network TV. CASINO Original: “Fuck me? Fuck me? You mother...

Cool Poster Of The Day: Acme

I want one! It's a Kickstarter project from artist Rob Loukotka. Click the pic for more info (or to buy one). From Kickstarter: "My...

Obnoxious Driver's Public Humiliation (Of The Day)

What a maroon. She got off easy. I would have made her wear a dunce hat, too. From Joe S.

Then And Now: Your Childhood Crushes Grown Up

Yours, not mine. Mine are all grandmas or dead. I wish I were kidding. From Buzzfeed. Carmen (Alexa Vega) - Spy Kids Topanga (Danielle Fis...

Possessed Small Appliance Of The Day: Devil Toaster

From Gawker and Liz Thayer. 28 Years Ago, The Today Show Aired the Greatest Interview in Television History If you've been sitting ar...

News Of The Day: Popeye's Home Boiglerized

From The Onion. Popeye's Home BoiglerizedSWEETHAVEN VILLAGE—According to a report filed with the Sweethaven Police Department, the priva...

Fictional Characters Whose Names You Don't Know (Of The Day)

A great list from Mental Floss. You know the characters, but you might not know their full names. Store these away for future trivia nights....

Commercial Of The Day: Mom

This is my life in a nutshell. But the kid always tells, anyway. A born snitch.

11 People Who Turned Down Big TV Roles (Of The Day)

Oops. From Mental Floss. PAUL SHAFFER as GEORGE COSTANZA According to Paul Shaffer’s memoir, We’ll Be Here for the Rest of Our Lives, Jerry ...

News: Fox's New Celebrity Diving Show

I think they should have a different twist every week, like freshwater crocs in the pool or tossing in a toaster just as the celeb hits the ...

Vid of The Day: Ricardo Montalban School of Acting

An SCTV classic.

Creepy Commercial Of The Day

Here's the scariest thing you will see this Halloween. .

Clever Pop Culture Halloween Costumes Of The Day

For those of you who still need ideas. From Uproxx. . More here. .