WTF?! Christmas Decorations Of The Day

You suck at teh Christmas. CATEGORY 1: WHY BOTHER? CATEGORY 2: YOU MISSED A SPOT "Up on the housetop, what on earth?Sounds like Mary...

Santa Fails Of The Day

Santa: they're doing him wrong. Or right, depending on how you look at it.

News: Man Stabs Guy Who Ate His Thanksgiving Leftovers

I'm thinking this is about more than turkey. From The Smoking Gun. Man Stabbed Victim Who Ate Turkey Leftovers NOVEMBER 30--An Indian...

Turkey Cakes That Totally Look Like Penises (Of The Day)

From Jody Love. What's better than a one-eyed trouser snake? A two-eyed trouser turkey! Medical fact: over time, small penises will deve...

Thank You, Veterans

Thank you, veterans and active military. We acknowledge and honor your brave service.

Clever Pop Culture Halloween Costumes Of The Day

For those of you who still need ideas. From Uproxx. . More here. .

DIY Pop Culture Halloween Costumes Of The Day

Now is the time to get crackin' on these, kiddies. From Flavorwire (where you can see more of these if you still need ideas). LIZ LEMON ...