American Psycho Redux

I've wanted to this to Weird Al for years.

Open Letter Of The Day: Applebee's Wants You To Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs

From McSweeney's. Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs By Pete Reynolds Look, it’s not like Applebee’s ...

Shred Of The Day: I Get Around

I love starting my Friday with tears of laughter.

Vintage Ads Made Much Better With Small Photoshopped Additions Of The Day

From French illustrator Sebastian Bertoa. One of these is NSFW. More here (including another one that's totally--and hilariously--NSFW)....

Photoshop Of The Day: Darth Lumberg

Weekend Links Of The Day

Many thanks to everyone who sends me good stuff. Make your picks for pope in the Sweet Sistine March Madness brackets. From Bianca.   8 famo...

Job Query Of The Day: I Would Like To Be Pope

From McSweeney's. I Would Like to Be Pope by John Ortved Dear sir or madam, I am writing to apply for the position of Pope. I recentl...

Razzie Award Winners Of The Day

The Oscars weren't the only awards given out yesterday. In its annual counterpoint to the Academy Awards, The Golden Raspberry Award Fo...

Reimagined Pin-Up Girls Of The Day

From Flavorwire: "When artist David Jablow came across Do It Yourself Doodler, a vintage ’60s notepad filled with pages upon pages of t...

Menu Of The Day: Guy's American Kitchen (spoof)

Comedy brilliance. Thanks for the link, Cloe Oliver. Click pic for easier reading.

SNL Movie Trailer Of The Day: DJesus Uncrossed

The H is silent. .

Vid Of The Day: Neeson Season

Take the *$%&*% elephant.

Additional Myers-Briggs Personality Types Of The Day

Don't know Myers-Briggs? Here's a brief summary. From McSweeney's. Additional Myers-Briggs Personality Types By James Hannaham...

Unhappy Hipsters Of The Day

From a blog called, oddly enough, Unhappy Hipsters. More here. .

Corporate Logo Spoofs Of The Day

These remind me of my beloved Wacky Packages.

Bad Lip-Reading Of The Day: Beyoncé

God, I love these.

Hard-of-Hearing Vader Of The Day

What?

The Secret Lives Of Superheroes

Under the suits they're just like us. A series of prints from artist Greg Guillemin. More here.

Bad Lip-Reading of the Day: NFL

I'm white! *high five* Thanks for the link, Rich Girl Red.

Movies Made Better With Nicolas Cage (Of The Day)

From Buzzfeed. More here.