News: 450-Pound Man Didn't Go To Doctor For A Lecture

From The Onion.


450-Pound Man Didn't Go To Doctor For A Lecture

RED OAK, IA—After his doctor ambushed him Tuesday with suggestions that his weight was becoming a serious health problem, 450-pound local man Dale Carver, 43, reportedly told his physician that he hadn’t come to his appointment for a lecture on how to live.

“Look, professor, I didn’t come in here today for a lesson plan, so let