Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Need To Borrow Ducks

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Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke)

Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game.

Ducks will be unharmed and I prefer the owner remain with the ducks to ensure proper care and safety to both my and your standards.

Compensation: invitation to party, free drinks for the entire night, or if you prefer small cash fee ($40?)

Details: ducks will be