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Looking for R. Kelly Impersonator


Posted: 2013-01-21, 12:11PM CST


I am looking for an R. Kelly impersonator to follow me around this Saturday and narrate everything I do as if it's a part of the song "trapped in the closet."

Hourly rate is negotiable, all applicants are subject to audition. Looks are irrelevant.