News: Man Breaks Penis During Sex, Sues Makers Of Boner Pill

Ouch. I expect a stiff penalty.  From Gawker and Hannah Nesbada. Texas Man Who 'Broke' His Penis During Sex Suing Makers of Boner P...

Memorable Movie Cougars Of The Day

From Maxim.com.Anne Bancroft - The GraduateMrs. Robinson was pretty effortless in her seduction of young Benjamin Braddock, and it's ea...

Band Logos Of The Day

I never really thought about how many bands have logos -- more than you realize (or more than I realized, at least).How many of these do yo...

On-Set Celebrity Feuds Of The Day

From The Frisky. Leonardo DiCaprio vs Claire Danes  (Romeo + Juliet) There was a rumor going around that Romeo and Juliet weren't so smi...

GIFs Of Cats Being Dicks (Of The Day)

From Heavy.com. (See more at Heavy) .

Beach Fashion Trend Of The Day

Not creepy at all. From NPR: In China, it's the height of the tourist season for Qingdao's famed beaches. But while many of the town...

The Saddest Photo You Will Ever See

Look at this poor bastard. I've been on this ride. It's depressing enough with a group. If I rode it alone I would probably leap ove...

Redneck Words Of Wisdom Of The Day

A few entries from RedneckWordsOfWisdom.com, a site that invites readers to submit their favorite redneck sayings. He'd bitch if you hun...

Celebrity Muppet Lookalikes Of The Day

One from the archives. Originally posted on TMZ.Gonzo & Adrien BrodySam The Eagle & Brad GarrettJanice & Donatella VersaceCrazy ...

The 10 Sexiest Movies Ever Made

Not a bad list, though I find a couple of their choices kinda "meh." What did they leave out? From Flavorwire: Good news for peopl...

7 Best Landmarks For Surviving A Zombie Attack (Of The Day)

It's coming. Are you ready? From Survival Goods. After the frantic fun of the initial onslaught, where you alleviate your frustrations w...

News: Nation's Sound Engineers Gather To Talk About Their Ponytails

It's funny because it's true. From The Onion. Nation's Sound Engineers Gather To Talk About Their Ponytails   AUSTIN, TX—Sound e...

WTF Tramp Stamps Of The Day

Putting the ass in class."She's like the village bicycle. Everyone's had a ride!"Look again. That's not a butterfly.He...

8 Things A Woman Doesn't Want To Be Wearing When She Unexpectedly Gets Laid

From The Frisky: It’s Murphy’s Law of unexpected sex: If you are wearing the most unfortunate/unflattering/complicated article of clothing, ...

Disturbing Stock Photos Of The Day

Hold me. Please. And one I like. Pics from Buzzfeed, Pleated Jeans, Fork Party, WTF Stock Photos and more. .

Drunken Shamings Of The Day, Vol. 5

We shamed the dogs. Might as well shame the humans. The lesson here? Choose your drinking buddies carefully.Flour PowerDon't run off, ok...

News Of The Day: LL Cool J Thwarts Intruder With Punch To The Face

I'm hearing Nelson Muntz's laugh. From Steve Henderson and NPR. LL Cool J: Rapper, Actor And Real Life Tough Guy : NPR  by Korva Col...

News: Mom Unaware That Note She Packed In Son's Lunch Is Getting Him Beaten Up Right Now

From The Onion. Mom Unaware Little Note She Packed With Son's Lunch Getting Him Beaten Up Right Now SUN VALLEY, ID—Dental hygienist and ...

Dog Shamings Of The Day

From the blog, Dogshaming. Link from Rachael. More at Dogshaming. .

News Of The Day: Day-Care Workers Busted For Forcing Toddlers To Fight

Are you f**king kidding me? From The Smoking Gun. Cops: Daycare Workers Forced Toddler Fight AUGUST 21--Three Delaware daycare workers face ...

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Satanic Sexual Ritual

best of craigslist > santa barbara > Satanic Sexual Ritual Date: 2009-06-18, 5:13PM PDT Looking for a woman with evil appetites....

They Can That? (Of The Day)

Food you didn't know could come from a can. And probably wish you didn't know now. From Mike St. Germain and Buzzfeed. Still hungry?...

11 Movie Aliens That Look Like Genitalia

Another one from the archives. And Maxim.com Clawbia Majora (Predator) With a combination labia-mouth like that, no wonder Arnie was chasin...

Dead Dumbass Of The Day: Fiery Protester

Karma 1, Leisner 0. From The Smoking Gun. Fiery Gay Marriage Opponent Who Torched Cheerios On General Mills Lawn Dies August 15, 2012 The ga...

Comedy Film Alphabet Poster Of The Day

Stephen Wildish does great stuff. At first glance I about half of these. Some are tough. There's no answer key so you're on your own...

Cheese People Of The Day 2

From the blog, Cheese People. And acid people, apparently. More here. .

News Of The Day: Co-Worker With Two Computer Screens Not F*cking Around

From The Onion. FORT WORTH, TX—Credible sources within your office reported Monday that the guy on the third floor with two computer screens...

Product Reviews Of The Day: Banana Slicer

I love clever people. Thanks for the link, Sheila Wolden. From Amazon. Excerpts from product reviews: * Once I figured out I had to peel the...

Love Your Eyebrows! (Of The Day)

An LOTD classic.Ms. HooksMr. FreezeConstance SurpriseBrowless BobItComedy & TragedyYou Must Pay The Rent! But I Can't Pay The Rent!J...

Fun With Albums (Of The Day)

From Mike Gentile, who sent me the link back in 2009. Oops. Thanks, Mike.   Via this site.

7 Things You Never Noticed In The Breakfast Club

Or you noticed and just forgot. Or you never noticed and didn't forget, since it's difficult to forget something you never noticed...

Rock Stars Then And Now

Getting old sucks--more for some than for others. With a couple of exceptions on both sides, the women seem to be faring better than the men...

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Horse Hotel

best of craigslist > austin > Horse in a hotel Date: 2012-08-09, 10:07AM CDT Hi. My friend would really like to meet the person who s...

Mo Farah Running Away From Things (Of The Day)

From gold medalist to internet meme, just like that. Thanks, Tara Banfill-Vickers, for the link. More here. .

Sponsor Pimpery Of The Day

I don't do this often but it's a necessary evil on a blog with almost no ads. Thanks for reading. On September 18, Indiana Jones fin...

Food On My Dog (Of The Day)

This is Tiger and she's a good sport. Her owner assures us that she gets to eat nearly everything she holds on her head. If it's som...

News: Family Pet Eating Like Country Isn't In Goddamn Recession

From The Onion. Family Pet Eating Like Country Isn't In Goddamn RecessionRICHMOND, IN—Apparently heedless of the dismal fiscal climate, ...

Sh*t My Kids Ruined (Of The Day)

These are funny because they are just too real. Children are so precious -- bless their destructive little hearts. (I'll spare you the...

9 Biggest Sharks Ever Caught (Of The Day)

In honor of Shark Week. From TotalProSports.com. Bull Shark 700 lbs/9 feet long St. Petersburg, FL 2007 Mako Shark 1,221 lbs Chatham, MA 200...

News: Drunk Iowa Driver's Blood Alcohol Level Was Eight Times Legal Limit

I'm posting this solely for the comment in paragraph five. From The Smoking Gun. Cops: Drunk Iowa Driver's Blood Alcohol Level Was N...

"Yo Momma" Jokes Of The Day

A great idea from Amy H. Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her Yo momma so fat, she wakes up in sections Yo momma got a glass eye...

The People In An Olive Garden Commercial Share Their Existential Pain

By Rachel Klein, via McSweeny's Internet Tendency. We go to Olive Garden all the time because we have officially given up on life. We ma...

Make-a-Face Photoshops of the Day

From Daisy: When I was young, I remember playing with make-a-face blocks where various features were painted on the sides of blocks. You cou...

Vid Of The Day: Maniacal Laughs

How many do you know? Thanks, Rachael, for the link. .

Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

It's Monday. We could all use a pick-us-up. From Buzzfeed. More at Buzzfeed..

Britney Spears GIFs of The Day

Random. More here. .

News: Increasing Number Of Social Lives Being Ruined By Alcoholics Anonymous

"I used to have a very good friend but he gave up drinking, now he won't answer the phone when I call screaming incoherently at 2 a...

LOTD Classic Of The Day: Unfortunate Gravestones

Mocked in life. Mocked in death.See yaWhat the.....?No, not OKSorry for your loss, LossYep, that'll kill yaThe death of FunkI hope that...

Troll Translator Of The Day

Politically incorrect amusement from E-Mails From An Asshole and Cajun Willie. Glorious Master Translator   Original ad: I need some...

Vid Of The Day: Celebs Read Nasty Tweets About Themselves

And cry. .

My Word Verifications Of The Day

A few captchas I saved from Facebook over the years. "No, Mr. Urinated, I do not have a pair of shorts you can borrow." "Oh m...

Son Of The Year Candidate (Of The Day)

If I'm the mom I'm waiting until this meatfuck passes out after his next bender, then taking a squat over his face and pinching off ...

35 Modern Words Recently Added To The Dictionary

Remember when dictionaries were particular about adding new words? I seem to recall it taking YEARS for the word ain't to get in. If you...

Nic Cage As Everyone (Of The Day)

From Zan and this blog. More here. .

Health Poster Of The Day: Celery

Probably not the best way to get people to eat it. .

The Most Unappetizing Food Photos On Instagram (Of The Day)

Trying to diet? This will help. From Buzzfeed.  NOTchos  Stouffer's lasagna. Cooked for fifty-eight hours instead of minutes. Dad never ...

Helpful Website Of The Day: 50 Shades Copy Generator

Yes, you too can write godawful pron at the push of a button (pun intended!). Start by clicking the pic below. .

The Top 25 Party Colleges Of The Day

Hot off the presses of Newsweek and The Daily Beast.  Their methodology:  "To compile the list of the best schools in the nation at whi...

Instructional Poster Of The Day: Doppelganger

Ah, okay. Good to know. Thank you, Cloe Oliver, for this helpful info. .

News Of The Day: Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Insufferable Personalities

From The Onion. Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities CHICAGO—According to recently engaged and utterly smug s...

Embarrassing Prince Philip Quotes Of The Day

They say he suffers from foot-in-mouth disease, but I think he's a gifted comedian. Thanks, Woodwoman, for the link (The Mirror). After ...

Candidate Of The Day: Minge

I always vote for Minge. Always. And I want one of those window clings.

13 Creepy Dolls That Will Kill You In Your Sleep (Of The Day)

Not as creepy as clowns, but almost. She is very disappointed in you. Very. Mom? Where's my retainer? You are getting very sleepy. I mig...

July "Found Porn" Roundup

Spotted by people who have dirty minds, like Leisa, John, Rachel, Simon, Rich, Brooke, Paul, and Rachael. Lisa Simpson goes down on Bart? .

Amazon.com Listing of The Day: Veet Hair Removal Gel

Click the pic and read the comments. You will laugh. Thanks, Meglee. .

Craigslist Ad of The Day: Breastfeeding

From Hannah Nesbada and Regretsy. .

Final Shots Of The Day

Final shots from movies. Which movies? That's for you to figure out. There's no list of answers on the site. I only know about half ...

June-July Motivational Poster Roundup

So I kind of forget to do this last month. I'm sure no one even noticed. *Tap tap tap* Is this thing on? .

Olympic Moment Of The Day: Going for Gold

Another majestic Olympic moment captured by Evil Twin. .

13 Things Your Mother-in-Law Will Never Tell You

Not my usual kind of post but I saw this on Reader's Digest and thought, whoa, meow hiss! Then I thought about all the women that read L...

News: Dying Lion Doesn't Feel As Though He's Completing Some Great Cosmic Circle

From The Onion. Dying Lion Sure Doesn't Feel As Though He's Completing Some Great Cosmic Circle July 30, 2012 | ISSUE 48•31 THE SERE...