Sh*t My Kids Ruined (Of The Day)

These are funny
because they are just too real. Children are so precious -- bless their
destructive little hearts. (I'll spare you the photos of what my kids
ruined: my waist, my boobs, and my tenuous grasp on sanity.) There are
many more examples here. -- RichGirlRedTyler knew there was candy in his mom's bathroom somewhere, and he would find it.White laptop + kid + Sharpie = Xanax with a