News: Family Pet Eating Like Country Isn't In Goddamn Recession

From The Onion.







Family Pet Eating Like Country Isn't In Goddamn RecessionRICHMOND, IN—Apparently heedless of the dismal fiscal climate, local
dog Digby is wolfing down kibble as though the United States isn't
limping its way through a goddamn economic crisis, the pet's owners
confirmed Thursday.



According to reports, the 5-year-old labrador appears callously
unswayed by the