The People In An Olive Garden Commercial Share Their Existential Pain

By Rachel Klein, via McSweeny's Internet Tendency.









We go to Olive Garden all the time because we have officially given up on life. We may only be in our mid-thirties, of neutral good looks, and, as a group, represent a refreshing, but not uncomfortably diverse cross-section of ethnicities, but we are already fully resigned to a life of endless bowls of mealy pasta drenched in