News Of The Day: Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Insufferable Personalities

From The Onion.








Horrible Couple Really Wants Wedding To Reflect Their Personalities

CHICAGO—According to recently engaged and utterly smug shitheads Ross Bird and Jessica Black, the couple wants their upcoming nuptials to be not just a wedding, but also a true reflection of who they are as human beings.

“We want to throw out all the wedding conventions that don’t scream ‘Jess and