Nic Cage Pokemon Of The Day

From the Tumblr blog. More here.

Shred Of The Day: I Get Around

I love starting my Friday with tears of laughter.

Professional Service Of The Day: Rent A Mourner

From CBC News. 'Rent a Mourner' fills your funeral with fake friends March 27, 2013 It's a niggling question familiar to anyone...

Dead Naturalists Of The Day

Something a little different from The Species Seekers and author Richard Conniff (via this blog). Who knew that naturalism is such a dangero...

Actresses Without Teeth Of The Day

This one's making the rounds. Thanks, Jody, Anthony, and Julie for the link.

News: Man Assaults Roommate For Drawing Penis On Face While He Was Passed Out

Some people have no sense of humor. He's not the first person to get shit done to him after passing out. From The Smoking Gun. Cops: Man...

Dr. Who Theme Covered On Electric Harps By Twins Of The Day

Okay, well, um.

One Letter Off: Photoshops Of The Day

Entries in a contest on Worth1000.

Meme Of The Day: I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

News: Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance

From The Onion. Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance March 25, 2013 EVENSVILLE, TN—Accordin...

Crappy Attorney Ads Of The Day

I'm gonna sue all these people for pain and suffering. I'm pretty sure the people in that car don't need an attorney anymore. Or...

Epic Rap Battle Of The Day: Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood (NSFW)

Go ahead, make my iPod. NSFW (language).

News: Pair Arrested In Georgia Rabbit Hoarding Incident

Cocoa Puffs for everyone! From The Smoking Gun. Pair Arrested In Georgia Rabbit Hoarding Incident MARCH 19--Police who showed up last mont...

Poorly Placed Ads Of The Day (Vol. 3)

You might find a couple of these offensive. Have some coffee first, and maybe even a biscuit. Some are faked, too. Want more? Check out Vol....

LOTD Classic: Hilariously Bad Police Sketches

I urge all citizens to be on the lookout for... Mr. Spock Enik the Sleestak   Gort   The bass player in Blue Oyster Cult Sasquatch in drag...

News: Teen Arrested For Yellling "Bingo!" In Crowded Bingo Hall

"They take their bingo very seriously." From Today. Teen arrested for yelling 'bingo!' in crowded hall March 21, 2013 F...

Random Celebrity Encounters Of The Day

From Did I Ever Tell You About The Time..., a UK-based blog where people detail random encounters with recording artists. LOU REED GLARED AT...

Boob Puppets Of The Day (NSFW)

From the blog, Tit Thinks It's People. Pebbles Titney Spears Skeleboob The Breast Star Stephen King's tIt Black metal boobie Carrie ...

News: Macaulay Culkin Hoping Some 'Funny Or Die' Writer Comes Up With Video Idea For Him

From The Onion. Macaulay Culkin Hoping Some 'Funny Or Die' Writer Comes Up With Video Idea For Him LOS ANGELES—Saying that it would...

Awful, Frightening Celeb Fan Art Of The Day

Good God. I use the terms "fan" and "art" loosely here.I don't know who half of these are supposed to be. Luckily so...

Totally Bitchin' Name Of The Day (And An Announcement)

This the greatest name I have ever heard. Dickens would be proud. For more real people with great names (like this guy and this woman), che...

White Trash Delicacies I Ate As A Child

When there was no foie gras, we ate barbecue. From a can. How was it, you might ask? It's BBQ in a can--how do you think it was? Nasty a...

Weekend Links Of The Day

Apologies for the slackery over the last couple of days. Other duties called. Here's a bunch of good stuff to make up for it. Real peopl...

Creepy-Ass Lamps Of The Day

Oh hell no. These human-shaped lamps are called Embarakiya, which is Portuguese for "where serial killers hide as they wait for you to ...

News: 450-Pound Man Didn't Go To Doctor For A Lecture

From The Onion. 450-Pound Man Didn't Go To Doctor For A Lecture RED OAK, IA—After his doctor ambushed him Tuesday with suggestions that...

Graphs Of The Day

All from GraphJam.com.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Need To Borrow Ducks

best of craigslist > austin > Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke) Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game. Ducks wi...

Meme Of The Day: Overly Attached Girlfriend

Pretty sure I dated her. Bonus: a fun article from TheFW about who the people in some of these memes really are and what they think of their...

News: Birthday Boy, 44, Battered Father With Cookie Cake

Twat. Next time Dad should cheer him up with a 2 x 4. From The Smoking Gun. Birthday Boy, 44, Battered Father With Cookie Cake FEBRUARY 28...

Naughty Women Of The Day (NSFW)

I do love a woman with a sense of humor. Especially a naughty one. Pics with names under them were sent in by LOTD readers. Lindsey Jami Ke...

"Celebs At My Party" Pics Of The Day

Awesome. Some dude 'Shopped celebs into his party pictures.   More here.

News: Mr. "Git R Dun" Undun By Heart Attack

God: "Got M ded." From The Smoking Gun. Life Has Dun Ended For Tattooed Man Floyd Bebee, the Florida man who had the phrase “Git...

11 Obscure References in Classic Songs Explained

A great list from Mental Floss. We've all heard these classic pop and rock hits a thousand times. But even if you know all the words, do...

Everyday Words And Phrases You Can't Say Anymore Without Some Jackass Snickering

And that jackass is me. bang beaver tool wood box pole stiff organ snatch cock pork cream blow pecker pitcher catcher back door tea bag carp...

The Best Queen Songs You've Never Heard (Of The Day)

Okay, maybe you've heard one of two, but not all. Each link goes to a video. List and copy from Popbitch. My Melancholy Blues A little j...

Nightmare Playgrounds Of The Day

Where bad kids are sent to play. From Dark Roasted Blend. Don't run off now, okay? A cross between Jody the pig from The Amityville Ho...

News: Burglar Breaks Into Mobile Home, Steals Sword and Blind Cat

I'm not sure that "break" is the right word when it comes to mobile homes. I mean, is it really that hard to get into them? Ju...

Craigslist Ad of The Day: 1 Bdrm Apartment

best of craigslist > los angeles 1 bdrm apartment Perfect for college student! Quiet building, close to parks and public transportation ...

Paraprosdokians Of The Day

Huh? Read on. From PeggyGator. From Wikipedia: A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is su...

February "Found Porn" Roundup

This month's prurience courtesy of Cam, Liz, Rachael, Paul, Cyndi, Daisy, Eli, Andy, and Laura. Meanwhile, a few feet away, there's ...

News: Rappers Want To Deduct Strip Club Expenses On Taxes

Is it April Fool's already? From Hip Hop Wired. Rappers Hoping To Claim Making It Rain On Strippers As A Tax Deduction March 5, 2013 U...

Celebrity Name Puns Of The Day

Puntastic! From Buzzfeed. More here.

Vintage Ads Made Much Better With Small Photoshopped Additions Of The Day

From French illustrator Sebastian Bertoa. One of these is NSFW. More here (including another one that's totally--and hilariously--NSFW)....

Barber Just Latest In Long String Of Humans To Feign Interest In What Area Man Says

From The Onion. Barber Just Latest In Long String Of Humans To Feign Interest In What Area Man Says Mar 1, 2013 BLANCHESTER, OH—Sources co...

Hilarious Facebook Photo Comments Of The Day

These are good but I've seen this good or better from our many friends on the LOTD Facebook page.

Photoshop Of The Day: Darth Lumberg

Ineffective PSA Of The Day: Smoking

I'm getting mixed messages here, but hey, you know, John Waters? You got no complaints.

News: College Professor Accidentally Broadcasts Porn Across Campus

"It couldn't have been much worse." Oops. From The Mirror. College lecherer: Professor watches porn film and accidentally bro...

February Motivational Poster Review

For those of you who don't visit every day.

Weekend Links Of The Day

Many thanks to everyone who sends me good stuff. Make your picks for pope in the Sweet Sistine March Madness brackets. From Bianca.   8 famo...