Miss Me Yet?

Don't fret, LOTD will return in a few days. I'm having too much fun doing nothing. Namaste, bitchez!

Last-Minute Holiday Gift Idea Of The Day

My latest book is the perfect gift for anyone left on your list. Available now at bookstores everywhere. From Amazon.com: "Back by pop...

WTF?! Christmas Decorations Of The Day

You suck at teh Christmas. CATEGORY 1: WHY BOTHER? CATEGORY 2: YOU MISSED A SPOT "Up on the housetop, what on earth?Sounds like Mary...

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Children's Guillotine

best of craigslist > lawrence > Children's guillotine   Date: 2009-10-13, 6:55PM CDT Looking to get rid of this children's siz...

Trampoline Dog Of The Day

Try to watch this without smiling. Link from Josh Lewis.

Best AutoCorrects Of 2012

Real or not, these crack me up. From Suzanne and Buzzfeed. More here.

The 50 Best Breasts In Movie History (NSFW)

The top 50 boobs (25 women, duh) in movie history, according to GQ. If you're expecting the usual roundup of ladies--Phoebe, Jamie Lee, ...

News: Woman Gets New Stem-Cell Wrinkle Treatment, Grows Extra Bones In Eyes

Ah yes, the obsession with youth goes horribly awry once again. "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could tha...

Animals With Fraudulent College Degrees (Of The Day)

From Wikipedia. "Animals have been submitted as applicants to suspected diploma mills and, on occasion, admitted and granted a degree,...

Two-Legged Horse Of The Day

Don't worry, he'll get there eventually. Thanks for the link, Liz.

The Top 25 Computer Passwords Of 2012

Here's a good one: DUMBASS. From Gawker. The 25 Most Popular Passwords of 2012 by Casey Chan Oct. 23, 2012 Though I had hoped that we,...

Santa Fails Of The Day

Santa: they're doing him wrong. Or right, depending on how you look at it.

Baseball Card Vandalism Of The Day

These kill me. So clever. From the Tumblr blog. More here.

News Of The Day: Christmas Mandolins

From The Onion. Thanks for the link, Amy Carey. Mumford And Sons Can't Believe They All Got Each Other Mandolins For Christmas LONDON—Ac...

Horrible Things That Must End In 2012

I'm not a huge fan of these "things that need to go away because I don't like them" lists, but I found myself agreeing wit...

Talking Cow Of The Day

Sort of. I can't watching this and laughing. Thanks, Liz.

Photo Of The Day: MF

I laughed. Thanks, Supreme Ant Bee.

America's Kitschiest Roadside Attractions Of The Day

A great piece from Travel+Leisure, except for the baffling exclusion of Rock City. MITCHELL CORN PALACE (Mitchell, SD) Established in 1892 a...

Best Worst Foreign Titles For American Films (Of The Day)

I like these. There's a certain economy and complete lack of BS that makes them endearing. Title pictures from NextMovie.com. Pretty Wo...

Disturbing Face Swaps Of The Day (2012 Edition)

Disturbingly amusing, or vice versa. From Buzzfeed. Nicolas Minaj More here.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Artist Needed

best of craigslist > hawaii > Artist needed. Must love owls. Date: 2012-09-03, 6:08PM HST Imagine yourself driving through...

Creative Movie Dialogue Edits Of The Day

Bad edits of swear words. Further proof that some movies just don't belong on network TV. CASINO Original: “Fuck me? Fuck me? You mother...

Helpful Chart Of The Day: Two Paths

Coquettery. From the French word coq, which means penis. Coquettery = dickery. Coq au vin = dick wine.

Movie Poster Quiz Of The Day: 2000s

I've posted several of these Stephen Wildish movie posters before before. Hell, I might have even posted this one. Getting old sucks.  C...

News: Stylish Illegal Monkey Found Roaming Toronto Ikea

What? He needed a new BORGSJÖ cabinet. Thanks for the link, Kate. Via The Globe And Mail. Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto...

Very Bad Elves On The Shelves (Of The Day)

Ever wonder what these creepy little bastards do when you're not watching? Neither do I, but I like these photos. Pics from Cyndi, Chris...

Useful New Internet Error Messages Of The Day

From McSweeney's Internet Tendency.  Useful New Internet Error Messages by Rupinder Gill55.1.2 CONNECTION REFUSED: Sorry, this message c...

Things Nobody Would Ever Say (Of The Day)

From Rachel G. and 9gag.

Commentary Of The Day: It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of Times by Bruce Springsteen

From The Onion. It's Funny, I've Actually Only Been To New Jersey A Couple Of Times by Bruce Springsteen When you think of Bruce Spr...

Car Window Decals Of The Day

Some inspired, some ridiculous. I'll let you decide which is which.

Vid Of The Day: Yeah

A reply to yesterday's talking cat. Thanks, Danielle Stephens.

Weekly World News Covers Of The Day

God I miss this rag. I subscribed for years. They still have a website but stopped publishing in print in 2007.

Unfortunate Christmas Music Video Of The Day

I know it's a little early for Christmas crap but this one is making the rounds. I post it because misery loves company. I'll admit ...

News: Hardee's Introduces Shame Curtains For Customers To Eat Behind

From The Onion. Hardee's Introduces Shame Curtains For Customers To Eat Behind ST. LOUIS—In response to extensive market research, fast ...

Crosseyed Celebs Of The Day

So simple. So stupid. So naturally I laughed. From Mandatory (in case you missed their name on every photo). A couple of these aren't Ph...

News: Man Stabs Guy Who Ate His Thanksgiving Leftovers

I'm thinking this is about more than turkey. From The Smoking Gun. Man Stabbed Victim Who Ate Turkey Leftovers NOVEMBER 30--An Indian...

November Motivational Poster Roundup

I guess this makes me a motivational blogger.

Talented Animal Of The Day

Cat says no. Why? Because "I hate you" was too much work.

15 People Who Are Having A Worse Day Than You

A lot of these are from Buzzfeed. Others I found on my own, because I'm resourceful like that.

Study: Everyone, Everything Linked To Paranoia

I knew it! From The Onion. BALTIMORE—According to a study published Tuesday in The New England Journal Of Medicine, researchers at Johns Hop...

November "Found Porn" Roundup

Thanks, Anastasia, T-Nova, Mark W., Prairie Girl, Rachael P., Rachel H., Chris, Amy, and Rich Girl Red for this month's bounty.

Worthless Dog Of The Day (video)

You little bitch. Turn in your dog card.

6 Old Wives' Tales That Are Actually True (Of The Day)

From Mental Floss. Animals know when danger is coming Before and after any given major unforeseen disaster, you’ll hear anecdotes from peop...

Amusing Warning Signs Of The Day

Maybe it's better just to stay at home.Bison hate the Honda ElementAnd cowsA fate worse than being shot.My favorite