News: Hardee's Introduces Shame Curtains For Customers To Eat Behind

From The Onion.



Hardee's Introduces Shame Curtains For Customers To Eat Behind ST. LOUIS—In response to extensive market research, fast food chain Hardee’s announced plans Tuesday to equip every table at its restaurants with its all-new “Shame Curtains,” large, dark drapes behind which menu items can be consumed in complete privacy. 

“We asked customers what we could do to improve their