10 Worst Animal Evolutionary Designs

Who says Darwin had no sense of humor?From Siress Yorkie and Wired.SEA MAMMAL BLOWHOLE  Any animal that spends appreciable time in the ocea...

Invention Of The Day: Ostrich Pillow

You won't be able to sleep over the laughter. From Chris Carey and MailOnline. That's a new way to catch 40 winks! Bizarre inventi...

Rich Cats Of Instagram (Of The Day)

Another reason to hate them. Not that I do, but this isn't helping. From the blog. More at Rich Cats Of Instagram. .

10 (Alleged) Celebrity Crackheads Of The Day

Crack is whack. Ergo, whack is crack. Half the people on this (2010) list are dead now, so I think we can drop this "alleged" busi...

25 Great Local News Interviewee Descriptions Of The Day

The only reason to watch local news. Thanks for the link, Melanie H.   See the rest here.

News: Man Busted For Curbside Sex With Old Couch

Damn. And I thought I was desperate. At first glance I thought the headline read, "Old Cooch." From The Smoking Gun. Man Busted Fo...

11 Freaky-Ass Burgers Of The Day

Nasty. Just looking at these made my stomach hurt. Or maybe it was the chili dog I had for breakfast. From Neatorama. NUTBURGER For those wh...

News: Egyptian Woman Wishes Screaming Protester Husband Would Go Bonkers For Her Once In A While

From The Onion. Egyptian Woman Wishes Screaming Protester Husband Would Go Bonkers For Her Once In A While CAIRO—Sighing dejectedly Thurs...

Celebs Who Turned Down "Dancing With The Stars" (Of The Day)

Turns out some of them have a little dignity after all.Kinda reminds me of the time I worked in cable TV and we wanted to license the song,...

Spoof Of The Day: The Hunger Games--A Bad Lip Reading

I laughed. Thanks for this, Rich Girl Red.

Report of The Day: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know

From The Onion. Thanks for the link, Emmi. Report: It's Not Okay To Just Start Talking To People You Don’t Know September 19, 2012  STA...

10 Common Sex Dreams And What They Really Mean

I'm not sure I agree with all of these, but then, I'm not a shrink. Neither is the article writer, so take it for what it's wort...

Hilariously Painful Animal Attacks Of The Day

Thinning the herd. Good times in 3...2... The fuck you lookin' at?This one never gets old(click for audio)FUCK OFF!!!DUHHH DUM... DUHHH ...

Pics Of The Day: Smokin' Jay

I'm not sure I totally get it, but it makes me laugh because Cutler is such a whiny jackass. From the blog, Smokin' Jay Cutler. More...

News: 'Okay, Gene, Let's Just Get Through This,' Marketing Executive Beginning Day Tells Self

From The Onion. 'Okay, Gene, Let's Just Get Through This,' Marketing Executive Beginning Day Tells Self NEW YORK—Suppressing all...

10 Of The Most Powerful Female Characters In Fiction

Grrrrrl power! From Flavorwire. JANE EYRE One of the earliest representations of an individualistic, passionate and complex female charac...

Pics Of The Day: Then/Now

I love these kinds of pics. From Buenos Aires photographer Irina Werning. Click any photo for a larger version. More here.

The 10 Ugliest Cars Ever Made

(Another one from deep in the LOTD archives.) From a survey in Business Week magazine, with quotes from people surveyed. CHEVY CHEVETTE ...

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Cat Holder-Downer

best of craigslist > asheville > Cat Holder-Downer Date: 2012-08-09, 11:04AM EDT I'm new to town and need someone to help me...

New Bad Little Children's Books Of The Day

Finally, some I've never seen before. From Bob Staake. Lots more here.

Quiz Of The Day: Ailment Or Florida?

By Mike Zuckerman at McSweeney's. Ailment or Florida? 1. Sepsis 2. Dysthymia 3. Sandalfoot 4. Socrum 5. Nutall Rise 6. Hypoluxo 7. Phosp...

You As Art: Products Of The Day

You would look good on my wall. DNA PORTRAITS Before you get all needle nervous, know that all this print requires is a painless swab of yo...

Love Story In Pictures Of The Day

See, it's not all pratfalls and vagina shirts around here. Thanks for the link, Rachael. See the entire story (in pictures) here. Photos...

WTF T-Shirt Of The Day

I dare you to wear this in public. Thanks (?), Sheri Guyse and Cloe Oliver, for the link. From Dougham.com: "The most beautiful thin...

Ways To Get Past An Awkward Moment (Of The Day)

From Liz. More at Twisted Sifter. .

Awesome TV Captions Of The Day, Vol. 4

From Rich Girl Red. Sources: Mandatory, Smosh, HearingSparks, Winterson. Previous volumes here and here. .

2016 Mindset List: Cultural Touchstones Of Kids Entering College This Year

From Beloit College:  "Each August since 1998, Beloit College has released the Beloit College Mindset List, providing a look at the cul...

Photos Of The Day: 9 Eyes

From The Atlantic: "Jon Rafman's Selections from 9 Eyes of Google Street View.... culled unintentional portraits of people going ab...

August "Found Porn" Roundup

Another fine month of accidental (?) prurience courtesy of Rich Girl Red, Rachael, The Pirate Star, Chris, Frannie, Laura, Joy and Jody. Tim...

If Celebs Weren't Celebs, Vol. 3

More Photoshop fun from the now-defunct PlanetHiltron.com, a site that imagined celebrities as "normal people" -- which means maki...

Super Cool Thing Of The Day

My new book is here! From Amazon.com: "Back by popular demand, it's the mind-blowing follow-up to the bestselling 1,001 Facts Tha...

Classic Craigslist Ad Of The Day: Thank You, Vietnamese Waxer Lady

best of craigslist > los angeles > You Rule, Vietnamese Waxer Lady Date: 2006-03-15, 3:44PM PST My regular waxer was not availab...

"Removie" Posters Of The Day

Removies: movies with one letter removed. From the blog. More here.

The 20 Most Recognizable Scents In The World

According to a Yale University study cited by Salon.com and Crayola. Why Crayola? Because crayons made the list. Crayons made the list but n...

News: Man Fakes Own Death Before Proposing To Girlfriend

What a dick! And she said yes? From Gawker and Mighty Joe Stankowski. Before Proposing to Girlfriend, Man Fakes His Own Death to Show Her Ho...

The Most Cliché Photos On Instagram (Of The Day)

How many of these have you taken? From Mashable. BEACH FEET ON VACATION FOOD PORN CIRCLE OF SHOES SUNSET NAIL ART FLYING OVER TALL BUILDINGS...

People Who Don't Realize The Onion Is A Fake News Site

Holy shit, we're stoopid. From Pleated Jeans. See more here. .

Inspirational Clip Of The Day: Sloth

It's short but powerful(ly hilarious). Thanks, Rich Girl Red. .

Misheard Lyrics Of The Day

Another one from the archives. Some selections from The Archive Of Misheard Lyrics (KissThisGuy.com), a site that invites readers to send ...

News: Jovial Man Apparently Unaware That He Works At Airport Burrito Restaurant

From The Onion: Jovial Man Must Not Be Aware He Works At Airport Burrito Restaurant September 1, 2012DENVER—According to bewildered sources...

Product Of The Day: BIC Cristal For Her

So BIC has this pen that's made just for women, featuring an "elegant design" and "thin barrel to fit a woman's hand....

WTF? Twitter Pictures Of The Day

From Top On Day (huh?) and Molly's Mom. More here. .

The 7 Least Convincing Movie High Schoolers Of The Day (And Possibly Ever)

From CollegeHumor.com. There's a reason filmmakers rarely cast actual teenagers. Real adolescence is full of insecurity, change, sticki...

Facebook Fail Of The Day: Josh The Pirate

From Lamebook and Anastasia. .

Buy My New Book!

Available now. See links below. From Amazon.com: "Back by popular demand, the mind-blowing follow-up to the bestselling 1,001 Facts Th...

August Motivational Poster Roundup

They're funny because they're true. .