News: Man Busted For Curbside Sex With Old Couch

Damn. And I thought I was desperate. At first glance I thought the headline read, "Old Cooch."

From The Smoking Gun.



Man Busted For Curbside Sex With Old Couch

SEPTEMBER 24--A Wisconsin man has been accused of having sex with an abandoned couch, police report.

The human-furniture coupling was interrupted earlier this month when an off-duty cop out jogging late one night spotted Gerard