News: 'Okay, Gene, Let's Just Get Through This,' Marketing Executive Beginning Day Tells Self

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'Okay, Gene, Let's Just Get Through This,' Marketing Executive Beginning Day Tells Self

NEW YORK—Suppressing all memories of his childhood dreams, DDB Worldwide marketing executive Gene Strassman reportedly spoke aloud instructions to himself to confront the day and begin his normal work routine Tuesday morning.

“Here we go, just four hours until lunchtime,” Strassman