The Faces Behind Disney's Greatest Villains (Of The Day)

From my friends over at The FW. PAT CARROLL as URSULA (THE LITTLE MERMAID) Then: By 1989 when The Little Mermaid premiered, Carroll was alr...

Sneeze Attack Of The Day

Bears can't buy Allegra. Just sayin'...

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: You Farted In The Dairy Section

Thanks for the link, Jody Love. CL > madison > all personals > missed connections Posted: 2013-01-26, 1:51PM CST You farted in ...

Trolling Parents Of The Day

We live for this kinda stuff. My daughter is at the age now where almost everything I do in public embarrasses her. If I even act like I...

Animated GIF Of The Day

He'll be hungry again in an hour. From Jody Love.

Nostalgic Activities Today's Kids Will Never Enjoy

Blowing in Nintendo games, the horrible sound of a dial-up modem. Yeah, things sucked. But that's why they were awesome. And kids today...

Answers to Rhetorical Questions That Are Movie Titles (Of The Day)

Inspired by this post by Ethan Ryan on McSweeney's. Judge Doom framed him. He's a private investigator. Yes, they shoot horses to pu...

Animated GIF Of The Day

Hello?

Cool People Hanging Out Together Of The Day

Randomness and proof that it's easier to meet famous people when you are one. From this blog. Brooks & Reiner Wood & Murray Jenn...

Corporate Logo Spoofs Of The Day

These remind me of my beloved Wacky Packages.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: R. Kelly

  best of craigslist > madison > Looking for R. Kelly Impersonator Posted: 2013-01-21, 12:11PM CST I am looking for an R. Kelly imp...

Bad Lip-Reading Of The Day: Beyoncé

God, I love these.

Bad Knock-Off Brands Of The Day

These are huge among the nearsighted, dyslexic, and illiterate. From Rich Girl Red. That's not chicken. Good luck brushing the suc...

News: Man Who Can't Get Enough Mucus Enjoying Winter Season

From The Onion. Man Who Can't Get Enough Mucus Enjoying Winter Season Jan. 22, 2013 CHICAGO—Saying that he’s always up for having more...

Close Call Of The Day

Know who was flying that plane? Charles Darwin. He won't miss next time. #luckymorons

News: Naked Man Terrorizes Florida Family's Home, Dumps Out Vacuum Contents And Masturbates On Floor

Florida. Always.  From NBC-2.com. Thanks for the link, Jody Love. Naked Man Terrorizes Florida Family's Home   A North Fort Myers reside...

Amusingly Named Molecules Of The Day

That's right. Molecules. If you're in school, this post might count as a science credit. Consult your advisor.From this site by Paul...

Hard-of-Hearing Vader Of The Day

What?

The Secret Lives Of Superheroes

Under the suits they're just like us. A series of prints from artist Greg Guillemin. More here.

Adult Jokes In Kids' Cartoons That Kids Never Got (Of The Day)

Hard to believe some of these made it past the censors, but then, censors aren't all that bright. From Afro Amber and Buzzfeed. Animani...

Road Rage Victor Of The Day

Suck on that, jackass. Actually, they're both jackasses but it makes for good comedy.

Amusing Photo Series Of The Day

From photographer Patrice Laroche and My Modern Met. Link from Prairie Girl.

Creepiest PSA Ever (Of The Day)

I'll never start another forest fire. Ever. Best YouTube comment: "Remember, if you start a forest fire, Smokey the Bear will com...

14 Pictures Of Snoop Dogg Looking Out Of Place

Luckily he was too baked to care.

Sarcastic Sign Graffiti Of The Day

God bless the smartasses of the world. More like these: Stop sign graffiti Smart-ass responses to moronic graffiti Brilliant bathroom graffi...

Tourette's Karaoke: The Lady In Red (NSFW)

If you aren't familiar with this guy (named Guy), he has lots of vids and his own web page. Singing and self-mockery is how he deals wit...

10 Common Nightmares And What They Mean

A bit simplistic, but entertaining nonetheless. My personal favorite is the one where it's a week before finals and you realize you have...

Scotch Tape Portraits Of The Day

They have a certain Picasso-esque flavor to them. I'm not sure whether to laugh or run. From photographer Wes Naman.

11 Common Words You Might Be Mispronouncing (Of The Day)

None of these should surprise you, but it never hurts to be sure. I like helping, you see. I have a servant's heart. That's why I...

2012's Best Mugshots Of The Day

My favorites from last year.  Cousin Itt  Bat Boy lives!  Settle down, Chicken Man  We called these "waterheads" when I was a kid....

Justice League Of Dead Presidents Of The Day

I would've guessed Franklin to be the one in drag, not Old Hickory. Just goes to show--you never know.  From artist Aslan Malik.

The Best YouTube Comments Of 2012

More people being funny. From Buzzfeed. More here.

Bad Lip-Reading of the Day: NFL

I'm white! *high five* Thanks for the link, Rich Girl Red.

Goat Singing Usher (Of The Day)

Heavy Metal Rooster has some competition.

Product Reviews Of The Day: Banana Slicer

You gotta love clever people. From Amazon. Link from Sheila. Excerpts from product reviews: * Once I figured out I had to peel the banana be...

Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves (Of The Day)

I'm a little late on this one but maybe you haven't seen it yet. If you have, go back and look at the skeptical animals again while ...

Skeptical Animals Of The Day

Yes, they totally believe your ridiculous story. See my nose twitching? It does that when it smells bullshit.     I'm just wondering wh...

Movies Made Better With Nicolas Cage (Of The Day)

From Buzzfeed. More here.

Training Montage Montage Of The Day

Bloodsport, good. No Karate Kid, bad.

Photoshop Troll Of The Day

I love this guy. These had me in tears. Lots more here.

The "Lincoln" Teaser Trailer You Never Saw

I laughed. Thanks, Woodwoman.

Cool Products That Were Banned Or Recalled Because Some Moron Shoved One Up His Ass (Or Whatever)

Kids and idiots ruin everything. I say leave the stuff out there and let the chips fall where they may. The more we impede natural selection...

News: Man Caught Shoplifting Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

He should have taken the Lindsay Lohan doll instead. It's free. (From The Smoking Gun.) Poor, Mortified Bastard, 22, Busted Trying To St...

Kiss Of Death Actors Of The Day

Tired of wasting money on crap movies? Here's your solution: just look for one or more of these actors. If they're in the movie, it ...

Letter Of The Day: Von Trapp Wedding Canceled

From McSweeney's. I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled. By Baroness Elsa Schraeder Dear friend...

People Who Actually Exist (Of The Day)

Freaks, creeps, morons. They walk among us. Tucking your boobs into your pants = HOT. Dude. They make those smaller now, you know. It says n...

20th Century Fox Intro - Recorder Version

Almost there. Maybe one or two more practices.

Craigslist Ad Of The Day: I Farted On Every One Of My 37 Employees

best of craigslist > new york > I farted on every single one of my employees. All 37 of them. Date: 2013-01-02, 10:27PM EST S...

The Funniest Facebook Posts Of 2012

From HappyPlace. Lots more here.

Movie Roles Val Kilmer Didn't Want Or Didn't Get (Of The Day)

Turning down or losing parts are common practices in Hollywood, but Valerie here seems to have more than his share of near misses. A reputat...

7 Types Of Sex You Have In Your 20s (Of The Day)

Yup. All of them. How about you? From Huffington Post. "YOU'RE CONVENIENT" SEX "Say.. as long as we're trapped in thi...

Heavy Metal Rooster Of The Day

Talk about a monster cock.

December Motivational Poster Roundup

The first one is my favorite, of course.

December "Found Porn" Roundup

Lots of phalluses this month, all from filthy-minded women like Laurie, Smauge, Smokiechick, Karen, Bianca, and Teresa. Other pics from Robi...