Sad, Embarrassed Etsy Boyfriends Of The Day

You made some goofy funked-up shit to sell on Etsy and now you need some sucker to model it. Cue the boyfriend. Sigh. The things men do for ...

Blistering CD Review Of The Day: No Stars Ever

Bitch got TOLD! Or, as HappyPlace says, "Critic does to Chris Brown what Chris Brown does to women." Me, I'm stealing the phra...

Top Olympic Porno Names Of The Day

From Jockular and the amazing Chi Chi Larue. See them all at Jockular. .

Actor Reads Yelp! Restaurant Review (vid)

Profound. From Julie Martin. .

Greeting Card Of The Day

I couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks, Evil Twin.

QOTD: Worst Job

What's the worst job you ever had? .

23 Jobs Worse Than Yours (Of The Day)

Proving once again that no matter how bad you have it, some poor bastard always has it worse. THIRD-WORLD SEWER TROUBLESHOOTER DEODORANT EFF...

9 Household Objects You Can Eat To Stay Alive

Can. Don't go eating your shoes if you don't have to. From Survival Goods. HOUSE PLANTS The lowly house plant, that oft neglected ou...

Cool Thing Of The Day: Movie Map

Want! (Click pic) .

Idiot Of The Day: Goat Man

From Hannah and Ronna via the Times Leader. ‘Goat man’ worries Utah game officials SALT LAKE CITY — A man spotted dressed in a goat suit amo...

WTF Exercise Equipment Of The Day

Use your Shake Weights while you're on it for maximum ridiculousness and sexual innuendo. Thanks, Mighty Joe Stankowski, for the link. .

The 9 Healthiest Alcoholic Drinks (Of The Day)

I said "healthiEST," not healthy. It's all relative. From Gizmodo: "In the quest for healthy booziness, we talked to Ms. ...

Book Of The Day: Baldy

Sound advice. My mom didn't and look how I turned out. From Jody Love and JJO Morning Show. .

Helpful Chart Of The Day: Drugs

A handy breakdown for all you junkies out there. Thanks, Leisa. (Click for larger view) .

LOTD Classic: 9 Commercial Mascots I Want To Pummel

Yes, pummel. I know, violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure makes me feel better. THE SHITTING CHARMIN BEARS Does a bear shit in ...

Idiot Of The Day (vid)

Careful, woman, that first step is a doozy. It's okay to laugh. She's fine and walks--yes, walks--away at the end.  The Smoking Gun ...

Faceptions Of The Day

I can't stop laughing at these. One face; lots of people. Which one is the original? Who cares? From WildAmmo.com. See more here. .

Caption This Photo Of The Day

Thanks, Robert McLeod. .

New Study Finds Americans Need 6 Hours Of Sleep At Work

It's true. I do my best work while napping. From The Onion. New Study Finds Americans Need 6 Hours Of Sleep At Work PHILADELPHIA—A study...

Boob Puppets Of The Day (NSFW)

From the blog, Tit Thinks It's People. Pebbles Titney Spears Skeleboob The Breast Star Stephen King's tIt Black metal boobie Carrie ...

Nicolas Cage's Top 10 Bad Movie Wigs Of The Day

An amusing original list from FOLOTD Lindsey.NIC BEFORE:NIC AFTER:10. GHOST RIDERWho were they kidding? I don’t care what wig you put on him...

Dirty Statues Of The Day (NSFW)

Some intentional, some not. Photos from Buzzfeed and Uphaa. Normal posting will resume next week when I return from vacation.OWWWW! Watch th...

Iconic Images Recreated With Clone Troopers (And Other Star Wars Characters) Of The Day

These are terrific. From Nerd Approved: "Photographer David Eger has taken the idea of playing with your action figures to a whole new ...

Vid Of The Day: Lonely Boy Spoons

Get it, granny. Don't miss the last third when she really starts rockin'. From Christy Marx. .

Pics Of The Day: I Don't Feel Stupid Anymore

Yeah, some are Photoshopped, but more aren't, and that's even scarier. From Janis. Side note: I'm on vacation this week so posts...

Funny Faces Of Olympic Divers (Of The Day)

Diving face = O face = air guitar face = dump face. See more at Yahoo. .

Update: Comic-Con Once Again Marred By Increasingly Popular Bully-Con

From The Onion. Comic-Con Once Again Marred By Increasingly Popular Bully-Con SAN DIEGO—Sources confirmed Tuesday the comic book and sci-fi ...

13 Photos Of Snoop Dogg Looking Out Of Place (Of The Day)

From Funny Or Die. See the rest at Funny Or Die.

News Of The Day: Starbucks to Open Inside Funeral Home

Are you surprised? I'm not. Reminds me of the Onion headline, "Starbucks Opens Location In Bathroom of Existing Starbucks." Fr...

11 Myths The U.S. Government Has Addressed (Of The Day)

And I'm sure no tax dollars were spent doing so. From Mental Floss. MERMAIDS Late last month, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Admin...

Cool Thing Of The Day: Happy People Dancing On Planet Earth

In case you missed my Facebook post. Apparently this guy has been around a long time but somehow I've never seen him. Not quite sure how...

News Of The Day: Man With 100 lb. Scrotum Refuses Free Surgery

Wow, he's got some b-- well...you know. From Daily Mail (UK) and Amanda Amon. Man with 100-pound scrotum REJECTS offers to perform $1 mi...

Vid Of The Day: Super Golden Friends

If the Golden Girls were superheroes, or vice versa. Thanks, Dawn B. .

18 Teachers Turned Sex Offenders (Of The Day)

Where were these ladies when I was 17 and horny? Oh, that's right--they weren't born yet.From COED Magazine.AMBER JENNINGSAge at tim...

Wild Car Wrecks From the Golden Age of the Automobile

Park those anywhere, guys. From Visual News: "For the younger generations it might be hard to imagine a time before seat belts, airbags...

News: Keith Richards' Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Body Every Morning Since 1976

I love The Onion. Keith Richards' Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Body Every Morning Since 1976 WESTON, CT—Since her fir...

News Of The Day: Woman Arrested In Bible Thumping Of Baptist Pastor

When in doubt, hit 'em with scripture. From The Smoking Gun. Woman Arrested In Bible Thumping Of Baptist Pastor JULY 5--A 64-year-old wo...

Goofy Sex Tips For Men (Of The Day)

From Jezebel: "We recently took a break from our regularly scheduled mockery to focus our taunting on Cosmopolitan magazine and some of...

Story Of The Day: Someplace Cooler

From The Onion. Man Who Pulls Up With Music Pumping Probably Coming From Someplace Cooler SAN JOSE, CA—According to sources stopped at the c...

The Real-Life Inspirations For 17 Simpsons Characters

From Mental Floss and actor/comedian Eddie Deezen (Grease). MONTGOMERY BURNS Mr. Burns, Homer’s boss, is the richest man in Springfield (or ...

Vids Of The Day: Why Beavis & Butthead Came Back

A clip (in two parts) with Mike Judge on Jimmy Kimmel Live talking about why B&B returned to TV, the inspiration for Beavis' laugh a...

Careless Product Sticker Placements Of The Day

From HappyPlace.com. More here.

Update Of The Day: Closed

Vid Of The Day: Superhero Dance Party

From Elizabeth Ann. .

Book Cover Of The Day: Lump

From Chris Carey, who wishes to clarify that the lump goes in the front. Thanks, Chris.

News Of The Day: Man Wakes From Coma, Asks For KFC

From The Telegraph. Transplant patient woke from coma - to ask for KFC chicken burger The family of a critically-ill transplant patient hope...

Pics Of The Day: If Star Wars Characters Were Unemployed

From Marcos Munichin via DesignTaxi. "As part of his ongoing project ‘The Secret Life of Toys’, in his series ‘Recession Army’, Munichi...