LOTD Classic: 9 Commercial Mascots I Want To Pummel

Yes, pummel. I know, violence doesn't solve anything, but it sure makes me feel better.

THE SHITTING CHARMIN BEARS



Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes. Do I need to see it? No. We all know what TP is for; I don't need to see people or animals heading to/talking about/sitting on the crapper or lovingly rubbing their faces with TP. But no, the good folks at Charmin think that defecating