Excellent TV News Captions Of The Day, Vol. 3

Most from local newscasts, which explains everything. Lots of navel-gazing takes place there. ...and makes a stink. So will I if it looks li...

Bra Types Of The Day

BOOBIES! Sorta. Close enough. From Daisy and LOLdamn. (More here.)

Custom Product Of The Day: Soul Portraits

"I am proud to offer the unique *magical* service of Erial Ali creating a Celestial Soul Portrait of YOU!" -- artist Erial Ali. Ho...

Bizarre Dying Wishes Of The Day

From CBC. ANDRE "POOR YORICK" TCHAIKOWSKY Before pianist André Tchaíkowsky of Poland died of cancer in 1982, he asked that his bo...

American Psycho Redux

I've wanted to this to Weird Al for years.

Amusing Store Nicknames Of The Day

Nicknames for some of my favorite retailers. Some I made up, others I heard (from you, in some cases, the first time I posted this). If I...

News: STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break

From The Onion, of course. STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break PANAMA CITY, FL—Following a weeklong vacation in Florida, local sexually tr...

March Motivational Poster Roundup

"You gotta keep 'em motivated." - The Offspring

News: Gate To Hell Found In Turkey

Archaeologists in Philly, Detroit, and Chuck E Cheese's pack up their tools and go home. From NBC News. Pluto's 'Gate to Hell...

Nasty Candies Of The Day

From Spinderfella and Candy Addict. White Chocolate Maggots White chocolate is nasty by itself; shape it like a maggot and you've got a...

News: South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol

From The Onion. South Carolina Defends Right To Fly Hardee's Flag From State Capitol COLUMBIA, SC—Faced with mounting pressure from cri...

WTF School Yearbook Quotes Of The Day

Just pretend that half of these aren't Photoshopped.

Kung-Fu Grandpa Of The Day

With narration. Excellent narration.

Open Letter Of The Day: Applebee's Wants You To Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs

From McSweeney's. Applebee’s Just Wants You to Know That It Is Not Immune To Your Barbs By Pete Reynolds Look, it’s not like Applebee’s ...

March "Found Porn" Roundup

Hey, don't look at me; you dirty bastards send me this stuff. I'm talking to you, Willie, Rachael, Donna, Jody, Bozospace, Jill, Lau...