Photos Of The Day: Kids Are Actually The Worst

I saw a George Carlin stand-up on HBO years ago and he said something along these lines:

"Everybody says 'What about the kids?' 'We need to do it for the kids!' 'Let's think about the kids.' You know what I say? FUCK the kids! That's right. Fuck 'em! Nobody worried about us and we turned out fine."

Hey, I like kids. I really do. And I adore my daughter. But every parent will tell you there