News: Grandson Has Long Hair

From The Onion.





Grandson Has Long Hair  

"Like a Girl—He Has Girl Hair," Says GrandfatherROCKFORD, IL—Despite ostensibly being a boy, local grandson Eric Detweiler, 17, has long hair just like a girl’s, his grandfather reported Wednesday. 

 

“Well, I don’t know, people tell me I have a grandson, but I sure as hell don’t remember him having a big head of girl hair,” 72-year-old George