Clichéd Band Name Buzzwords And What They Really Mean

From Flavorwire.

"BEAR"

What it’s supposed to mean: “We are slightly cuddly and lovable New Age guys, but we are also manly and could totally hang your door/fix your fridge if we were required to.”

What it actually means: “We are sexually unthreatening.”

Examples: Bear in Heaven, Boy and Bear, Grizzly Bear, Panda Bear, Bearstronaut (above), Bear Crossing, Bear Hands, Sunbears, Bear Ceuse,