Excellent TV News Captions Of The Day, Vol. 3

Most from local newscasts, which explains everything. Lots of navel-gazing takes place there. ...and makes a stink. So will I if it looks li...

Bra Types Of The Day

BOOBIES! Sorta. Close enough. From Daisy and LOLdamn. (More here.)

Custom Product Of The Day: Soul Portraits

"I am proud to offer the unique *magical* service of Erial Ali creating a Celestial Soul Portrait of YOU!" -- artist Erial Ali. Ho...

Bizarre Dying Wishes Of The Day

From CBC. ANDRE "POOR YORICK" TCHAIKOWSKY Before pianist André Tchaíkowsky of Poland died of cancer in 1982, he asked that his bo...

American Psycho Redux

I've wanted to this to Weird Al for years.

Amusing Store Nicknames Of The Day

Nicknames for some of my favorite retailers. Some I made up, others I heard (from you, in some cases, the first time I posted this). If I...

News: STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break

From The Onion, of course. STD Had Awesome Time On Spring Break PANAMA CITY, FL—Following a weeklong vacation in Florida, local sexually tr...