News: I Hope The Guy Who Got Knocked Out By The American Thighs In That Song Is Okay

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I Hope The Guy Who Got Knocked Out By The American Thighs In That Song Is Okay 

by Janice Weingarten

I just heard a song on the radio that, quite frankly, left me feeling very concerned. 

While I understand that the gentleman singing the song was having—or sounded as though he was having—an enjoyable time, I can’t help but worry. All I can say is, I’m glad he